Commentary For the State of Maine MEPolitics.com

 Is Maine Democrat Governer Janet Mills a man? Who cares? Except that He or She is fighting tooth and nail to allow men in womens bathrooms, and boys and men allowed to compete in sports, which is a wildly unpopular opinion. As her term as governer will be up in 2026, how will the crippled Democrat party award her for taking on this big goverment, anti-populist posture?

WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a bold move that will surely be remembered as the defining moment of her now-expiring political career, Maine Governor Janet Mills dramatically took a stand against basic biology at the White House on Friday. During a meeting with President Donald Trump and America’s state leaders, Mills courageously declared, “See you in court,” after Trump shockingly suggested that men should not compete in women’s sports. What followed was a scene so brave and stunning it could only be rivaled by a Lia Thomas victory lap. Trump, clearly shaken by Mills’ ironclad legal expertise (which consists mainly of ignoring reality), simply replied, “I look forward to that. That should be a real easy one.” The room reportedly experienced a severe secondhand embarrassment as governors awkwardly shuffled in their seats, knowing full well that Mills’ career just hit the FA stage… and now the only question is how long until she reaches FO. Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt noted, “I don’t know what legal background she has.” A sentiment shared by literally everyone in the room. Meanwhile, the NCAA, the Olympics, and basic common sense continue to side with Trump’s position, leaving Mills to heroically march toward irrelevance—one ill-advised lawsuit at a time. Developing… but not for long.